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At a San Francisco Art Exhibition


At a San Francisco art exhibition, a young woman was staring at a painting of three completely naked black men sitting on a park bench. What was so unusual about the painting was that the men on the ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the middle had a very pink penis.

While the woman was scratching her head trying to understand the inner meaning of the painting, the artist sauntered by and noticed her state of confusion...

"Can I help you with this painting?" he asked.

"Well, yes," said the woman, "I was curious about this picture of the black men on the bench. Why is it that the man in the middle has a pink penis?"

"Oh," smiled the artist, "I'm afraid you've completely misinterpreted the meaning of the painting... The three men are not Africans, they're English coal miners - and the fellow in the middle went home for lunch!"

lol.......funny....you are so bad

haha nice
gotta love SF

Must have been painted a long time ago then as there ain't many miners left in the UK

Brilliant, keep em coming

OMG ANOTHER GREAT JOKE LMAO!! I JUST KNEW IT WQAS GONNA BE ANOTHER GAY JOKE LOL! ITS ALL GOOD I NEEDED THE LAUGH THX! GOOD JOKE HERE EVEN IF IT IS ABOUT ART LOL!!!

I think the other 2 were the gay ones, theirs came out dark.

lmas. well atleast one guy got lucky at lunch time.

Must remember to be careful if I go home for lunch. LOL
Good one.

so other people are doing that.

lolz




niiiice!

Soooooo wickedly funny !!! LOL LOL . What a great lunch hour he had . LOL !!!! thanks Jake.

If that was lunch,wonder what he had 4 dessert? VERY FUNNY!!! LoL!!!

lucky guy!!

Lunch!!! HA HA !! Good one!! LOL!!
-Mel

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