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Did this make Australia great? |
1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm. 2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you. 3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament, or the launch of a new art gallery, there is no Australian event that can't be improved by a sausage sizzle. 4. If the guy next to you is swearing like a wharfie, he's probably a media billionaire. Or on the other hand, he may be a wharfie. 5. There is no food that can't be improved by the application of tomato sauce. 6. On the beach, all Australians hide their keys and wallets by placing them inside their sandshoes. No thief has ever worked this out. 7. Industrial design knows of no article more useful than the plastic milk crate. 8. All our best heroes are losers. 9. The alpha male in any group is the one who takes the barbecue tongs from the hands of the host and blithely begins turning the snags. 10. Its not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold. shud hav taken u a while 2 get all dat typed up!! lol - but gud one though!! wawaow i like it `````````` yeh funny, didnt understnd number 1 but ive got a book that has all of those on one page. coincedence? I Have to say, I don't think you're an aussie. But if you are, you're a bad one. Didn't laugh at any of them... no it didn't make australia great... just peculiar. |
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