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A few good ones.... part 1? |
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home ---- Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was indarkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! ------ Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof? ------ Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror! --------- Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.. ------- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. ---- first the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering Yeah...these are all pretty good! funny!!!! sure !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 lol "first the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering" Which guy was suffering? not bad that hilarious! my favorite was the 1 with the little boy who had to give up his seat.......... awesome!!! |
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