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1)Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.
2)Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs
back!
3)Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

4)Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!
5)A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in
the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM(prime minister) not AM"

Surdz rule...

Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Sardar: "No, who wrote it?"
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Sardar ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
... do it again!
funny!ha!ha!ha!lol
I enjoyed 1,3, and 4 the most. :o) You made me laugh... thanks!
hahahaha...aw man...this sardar really IS an idiot... lol...
nice!
really nice but u should have added a line of apology to all the sardars here
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