I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day. What kind of digital camera should I buy?

Cannon

One that has a timer, so you can take pictures of yourself when you "like to wear women's clothes."

whats your budget? what do you plan on using it for? (don't say to take pictures) family functions, trips, ...etc...
what size?


check out this site
http://www.consumercowboy.com/
they can help you find a good camera for a great deal, for free.

One with a neck strap so you can use both hands to wield your massive...axe.

You could buy one of those nice pink coloured cameras...to match your suspenders and bra...