My father says I have to marry Princess Loki, who has huge.. tracts of land. What digital camera should I buy?

You wont need macro then.

One with a wide-angle lens...

you have been watching monty python i love that part when the prince is traped on the tower

I dont know what camera but monty python and the holy grail is awesome.

You should get a Canon, because she already has catapaults. Obviously.

Buy one with no singing.