My mother was a hamster, and my father smelt of elderberries. What kind of digital camera should I buy?

Oh man THANK YOU for the laugh!!!

Cannon SD 600 is pretty cool...

haha---um kodak???

Do they sell Brownie Berries any more ?

Buy a point and shoot. Camera, that is.

Since I have already "shot" one in your general direction, how can you tell what your father smells like?

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction!!!!

But to answer your question, you should buy an African swallow. They are non-migratory so they can't carry coconuts over seas.

You kniggit!!!

(and for the rest of the people answering, it's not a spammer, just someone who's seen too much Monthy Python)