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The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family? |
Not wanting to witness the act, Mr Smith left the house before he arrived. 1/2 hour later a door2door photographer stopped by hoping to make a sale "Good morning, I'm here 鈥?quot; "No need 2 explain, I've been expecting u" said Mrs Smith "Really?" he said "Well, my speciality is babies" "That's what my hubby & I hoped. Come in & sit down. Where do we start?" she asked, blushing "Well, I like to try 2 in the bath, 1 on the couch and a couple on the bed. The living room is fun too; you can really spread out." "Bathtub, living room? No wonder me & Harry struggled!" "Well, I cant always guarantee a good 1. But if we try several positions & I shoot from 6 or 7 angles, you'll be pleased with the results" "Can we get this over with quickly" said Mrs Smith. "In my line of work, I must take my time. Id love 2 b in & out in 5 mins but you'd be disappointed, I'm sure." The photographer opened his case and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures a long one but worth reading Muahahaaa, your silly ; ) snigger snigger pretty gd 9/10 that was tooo funny! Love it!!! LMAO |
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