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Finally-A Clean Joke!!!~~~There is not a dirty word in it and it is funny!!!? |
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain,"Mrs. Smith cut in embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat". After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." THAT WAS NICE. forget all the haters in here tell them to goto thebeat-someone-down section the language is the clean, but the connotation鈥?not exactly. heard it b4, but still funny. Uh sweetie that joke isn't clean it just doesn't have the actual words in it. And very stupid. you shouldn't call something clean unless it actually is hahahaha! i like it, i've never heard it before. its funny. ha! i liek it a lot! its clean-ish but ITS FUNNY AS HELL! This is too damned long to read!!!! |
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