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Poor Mrs Smith?



The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.
"Good morning madam. I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies." "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too... you can really spread out!" Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."

Busy copying and pasting here....that was hilarious...gotta pass it on.....best joke of the day!!!!!!!
ha ha ha, that was very funny, n i couldn't stop laugning. thanks
nice joke... haha.. :)
R.O.F.L!!!
lol
Lengthy but funny.
LMAO.... Thanks for the smile today!
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