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Babies - my specialty...? |
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am," he said, "I've come to...'' "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." Woooo!!! LOL. LOL. Aaaw! Laud! LOL. All right! You got me! You caused me to burst out laughing with this one! Kudos to you, 10*, and 10* again! LOL. Thank you!lol...funny sorry I fell asleep Omg, that is HILARIOUS!!! dirty, but funny! hahahahahahahaha omg that was hilarous |
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