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Making a baby - not one dirty word but funny as fcuk!? |
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...'' Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you r eally?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in ! and have a seat" After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." lol, that was HALLARIOUS!!! best joke i have read in a while!!!!!! STAR FOR YOU!!!! LOL. The best joke I ever read. is this done? that;s fcuking funny i can't stop laughing my fcking *** off!!! lol funny lmao! heard it before but still made me crack up! star 4 u! Hee hee hee, that's funny. Here's another (much shorter) photography-related joke: I was walking along the beach on a sunny afternoon, taking pictures of all the natural beauty. I came across two very attractive young women, who were lying on towels, sunbathing. I asked, "may I take some pictures of you?" Girl one said, "sure, that would be fine!" Girl two said, "what's he doing?" Girl one said, "he's going to take our picture." As I adjusted the settings on my camera, girl two asked, "what's he doing now?" Girl one said "now he's going to focus." Girl two said "Bofus??" |
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