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Making a Baby.........? |
> MAKING A BABY... > > There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. > > The Smiths were unable to conceive children and > decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. > > On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith > kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; > The man should be here soon." > > Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer > happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. > > Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...'' > > Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, > embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." > > "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, > that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" > > "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. > Please come in and have a seat" > > After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where > do we start?" > > "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the > bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple > on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is > fun. You can really spread out there." > > "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't > work out for Harry and me!" > "Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one > every time. But if we try several different > positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm > sure you'll be pleased with the results." > > "My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith. > > "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his > time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, > but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that." > > "Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly. > > The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled > out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was > done on the top of a bus," he said. > > "Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. > > "And these twins turned out exceptionally well - > when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." > > "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. > > "Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to > the park to get the job done right. People were > crowding around four and five deep to get a good look." > > "Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes > wide with amazement. > > "Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more > than three hours, too. > > The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - > I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached > I had to rush my shots. > > Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my > equipment, I just had to pack it all in." > > Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they > actually chewed on your, uh...equipment? " > > "It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, > I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away." > > "Tripod?" > > "Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my > Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the > hand very long." > > Mrs. Smith fainted..... .... > Hahahahahahaha!!!!! This was a long one but very funny!!! Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10! LOL classic. hahaha funny =P LMAO. that is the best joke i hav heard in a very long time. gud job Original and funny! star! hee hee hee....it's like the one were the girl goes to the dentist and it sounds wrong! |
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