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Things not to say in child birth funny or not i know i get some stick for this? |
-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. -- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? -- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes. -- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball. -- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner? -- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar. -- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment. -- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy. -- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut? -- Stop your swearing and just breathe. -- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words. -- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there. Yes you will get some stick for this one, but i thought they was hillarious. 10/10+star. Lol - My hubby says it's easy having a baby - it's just like a good dump. Yeah right. Funny! Made me laugh! tee hee , does it hurt :://// extra stitch in for me doc ::!!!! Very funny! a 10 out of 10 and a Star! One that got me kicked during childbirth of 3rd child; GOOD GOD GURTY! WHAT A GASH! The nurse told my wife, " I'm going to give you a shot to..." My wife screamed " Go ahead and F##king shoot me I don't care!" . My partner caught me eating a sandwich (during her 15 hour labour). I don't recommend it. excellent brought a smile to my ugly mug? it was like the time i went to the dentist,i said iam in a bit of a rush, i don't want no needle,no gas and air nothing...just rip it out?? which tooth is it sir....so i dragged our lass in and said show him your tooth??????????/ |
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