Does anyone know where I can find the poem that accompanies a wedding day emergancy kit?

I can't remember how it goes, but I remember reading a cute poem that goes with the wedding day emergency kit...
It goes with all this stuff:
* Sewing Kit
* Safety Pins
* Hair Pins
* Mints
* Gum
* Chalk (easier to white over skuffs on dresses or shoes than trying to clean em)
* Scotch Tape (emergency hemming, posting signs, who knows)
* Krazy Glue (broken nails or anything else)
* Pen & Paper
* Straws (so that bridal party can drink something without messing up their makeup)
* Kleenex lots of the little purse size packets
* Anti Bacterial Wipes
* Aspirin/Advil
* Bandaids
* Lip Balm
* Shoe Stuff (grips for the bottom of heels, cushion support, etc. Dr. Scholls crap)
* Tampons & Pantiliners
* Static guard
* Lint brush
* Extra pairs of panty hose
* Clear Nail Polish
* Nail File
* Nail polish remover wipes
* Any non crumbly munchy ie: gummy worms
* Juice Boxes
* Touch up makeup for bride/bridesmaids
* Oil/Shine blotter papers
* Razer (No bridesmaid should have hairy pits if their dress looks like it might show)
* Saline Solution
* Contact Eye Drops/Mini bottle of saline
* Extra Contact Case
* Q Tips
* AA batteries (for film & digital cameras)
* Extra camera film
* Rubber Bands
* Clear Liquid Bandaids
* Tweezers
* Lipbrush
* Makeup cleanup pencil

Travel Size
* Hair Spray
* Deoderant
* Mouth Wash
* Tooth brush & Tooth Paste
* Dental Floss

Did I miss anything?

Saying for basket:

So happy you鈥檙e here to share our special day,
But should something happen to go astray,
Please help yourself to the contents within,
Wet wipe, hand lotion, and even aspirin,
Use only what you need and leave the rest,
It may also be useful for another guest,
So repair the damage that may have been done,
Then hurry back and join the fun.

I think you have every thing you need plus a few extra! Oh a white sheet to dress on so your dresses dont touch the floor I hope this helps!