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Time for a little amusement.? |
Invent yourself as an NHL veteran. Name, stats, a small story and of course a nickname. Let's see how funny we can be. Here's mine: John McGurth. 8 season with the Columbus Blue Jackets he has yet to score or even be on the ice when his team has scored. Notorius for picking fights with European players, he has never earned more than the league minimum salary. Suspended 11 times including 3 times in one year. Is repudely only in the league because of his abilities in candid photography. Nickname Sluggo. Career stats G0 A0 PIM 1347 +/- (-48) Troy Stevens, 1 Game with the New Jersey Devils. He was chosen after all the Devil's reserve players were injured. He drives the zamboni at the stadium. Also at some occasions he can be found selling cotton candy around the stadium. Unlike John McGruth, he is known for getting beat up in fights not starting them. He set the record of least time played with 7 seconds after breaking his clavical entering the ice. Career stats 1 PT (Puck Touch), 2 FD (Fall Downs) and 3 AW (A s s Whoopings). I find it a bit harsh that you're telling everyone about me on the internet! Tie Domi, all I do is fight Vladimir Senza, 7 seasons with the Philadelphia Flyers. Have not put up more than a 30 point season. Notorious for telling opposing players that I have slept with their mothers, and thus recording almost 100 PIM per season. After being let go by the Flyers I became the Assistant Golf Coach at Texas A&M Corpus Christi. Nickname Squiggles. Career Stats: G 75 A 59 PIM 709 +/- (-13) Is this similar to the porn star game? Name of first pet plus name of street you grew up on? Not going there, but how about this: Lawrence Bacon. The Los Angeles Kings star earned many accolades the past few seasons after leading the team in goals, penalty minutes, and face washes. Earned the nickname "Salty" for the way his face washes taste to other opponents. Career stats: 240 games played, 147 goals, 200 assists, 347 points, 698 penalty minutes. I never had a dog named Lawrence, nor did I grow up on a street named Bacon. -48....lol Matthew Li. Netminder: 6 year veteran, currently with Senators after Coyotes traded his rights to them three months after aquiring him from the Leafs. Suffered through some brief mental problems after the trade due to massive emotional confusion. Had the entire ScotiaBank Place throw pacifiers on the ice during the first round of 2007 Playoffs after displaying a large homemade paper-mache of one to the media with a bow-tie and card that said, "To Sid." Also had Chris Neil go to the Penguins bench to give Crosby one personally during a commercial break. George LaRaque was reported to have said that he was "not pleased" but didn't do anything about it. During his tenure with Leafs, attempted to play mind games and was caught on camera telling Alfredsson that his daughter "was great last night," even though the Sens' captain's daughter was only 4 at the time. When told about her age, Li's eyes bugged out just a little but remained stone-faced with the reply, "Oh...um...next question..." Career stats: W256 L174 SO24 |
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