How can I sneak a digital camera into a conert...last time they used the wands on us to so I'm not sure how to

I thought about ripping a little hole in the lining of my purse and sticking it down there but I'm afraid they will feel it.

Here is the steps.
1. Get a lamp
2. Go to the concert
3. Drop something (purse, bag, wallet)
4. Ask the people that inspect you to see if they can get that for you. (Works best if you are a girl)
5. When they bend over either run to the bleachers when they can't see or take the lamp and smash them on the head to make them unconcios. (Second idea for laughs)